Monday, July 17, 2006

At What Point In A Relationship Is It Acceptable To...

... have a poo at your partner's house?

9 Comments:

At 17 July, 2006, Blogger eriu said...

Yeah but you don't know whether it's going to be smelly before it comes out :P... At least, I don't...

And what if their toilet wouldn't flush properly? That'd be embarassing. You'd just have to hope that they forgot you'd been and *they* got embarassed for leaving it there...

 
At 17 July, 2006, Blogger Juliet is Bleeding... said...

1. Flush toilet.
2. Open window.
3. Put down toilet paper (to prevent odious splashing sounds).
4. Crap.
5. Flush.
6. Hang about, wash hands.
7. Flush.
8. Close window cos you're not smelly really.
9. Exit loo and pretend you were actually snorting the last of your cocaine, which is much cooler and sexual than having a crap.

 
At 17 July, 2006, Blogger eriu said...

Haha, "Oh, sorry for taking so long in the toilet... I was just doing a line or two."

 
At 17 July, 2006, Blogger eriu said...

L33T N1NJ4 ST1LE

 
At 17 July, 2006, Blogger eriu said...

I wouldn't worry about, someone would just shoot you on the way down ;D

 
At 17 July, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd say as soon as they've dropped one in your toilet, it's acceptable to do one in theirs. As long as their smelt bad, you've got nothing to worry about :D Well, unless you miss...

 
At 18 July, 2006, Blogger eriu said...

Hahaha, says you who wouldn't even do a poo at MY house!!

I wonder how loud we had that argument in maths...

 
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At 24 July, 2006, Blogger vengefuldeath87 said...

I would say, as soon as you need to, holding it could be bad, especially if you cant hold it anymore :p

 

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