Why Are Pint Glasses
... designed so that only men and lesbians can drink from them without spilling the contents everywhere?I have to hold them with two hands or the above happens. I swear they had testosterone-dars built inside them and doesn't co-operate with those who have very little of it.
posted by eriu @ 4:26:00 PM
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I can drink easily from a pint glass... does that mean I have high testosterone levels? I worry about myself sometimes. :(
Hey, I resent that! My hand-eye co-ordination is just dandy, thank you!
It's a little known fact that the traditional pint glass design is based on the optimal size and shape to be pushed up-ended into the face of a wanker (see also: Teaching those retarded fuckers a lesson).
Well this is why I can't use them! I'm far too feminine and elegant to be doing things like that!
I am unsure why you have a problem eriu.
I'm not a bloody lesbian!!! *cries*
Did i say any such thing? *snuggles*
they have them already, you can buy them in mothercare.
Venge is evil!
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