Is there a knack to spreading jam (US Translation: 'jelly') onto bagels?
If there is, I don't have it. It just falls through the hooole!Also, whose idea was it to put a hole through the middle of some perfectly good bread? It was a stupid idea. Also, doughnuts (US Translation: 'donuts') shouldn't have holes in. I've come to notice recently that our nice, British doughnuts (US Translation: 'donuts') have been replaced with those American (US Translation: 'The only people that matter! Wooo! Go, go Freedom Fries! Yay for the stars & stripes!') ones with a hole in and icing on the top.
Stupid Americans (US Translation: 'The only people that matter! Wooo! Go, go Freedom Fries! Yay for the stars & stripes!').
Labels: doughnuts, US Translations
posted by eriu @ 12:34:00 PM
2 Comments:
Scoop the jam out with a spoon and then use the back of the spoon to mash and smear the shit on your toast.
but it still falls through the hole :(
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