Friday, December 22, 2006

The best way to cure boredom.

On the release of the new Harry Potter title (Harry Potter and the Deathly Gallows, apparently) my friend and I were bashing about other possibilities.


Harry Potter and Hermione's Deathly Gallows

Harry Potter and the Fallopian Tube

Harry Potter and the Ghetto Mofos

Harry Potter and the Pubic Wig

Harry Potter and the Three Wise Men: An X-rated film (US Translation: 'movie')

Harry Potter Hits Puberty: A Revelation

Harry Potter Knows What You Did Last Summer

(and the sequel...) Harry Potter Still Knows What You Did Last Summer

Harry Potter and the pre-op Transexual

(better known as) Harry Potter and Hermione's Well-Kept Secret

Harry Potter and the Teenage Pregnancy Scare

Harry Potter and the Genital Warts

Harry Potter and the Nice Man Who Promised Sweeties

(and the sequel...) Harry Potter Returns Gary Glitter's Castle

Harry Potter and the Wonders of Neverland

Harry Potter and the Malaysian Prostitute with VD

Harry Potter and the Rash That Wouldn't Go Away

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