Friday, December 22, 2006

The best way to cure boredom.

On the release of the new Harry Potter title (Harry Potter and the Deathly Gallows, apparently) my friend and I were bashing about other possibilities.


Harry Potter and Hermione's Deathly Gallows

Harry Potter and the Fallopian Tube

Harry Potter and the Ghetto Mofos

Harry Potter and the Pubic Wig

Harry Potter and the Three Wise Men: An X-rated film (US Translation: 'movie')

Harry Potter Hits Puberty: A Revelation

Harry Potter Knows What You Did Last Summer

(and the sequel...) Harry Potter Still Knows What You Did Last Summer

Harry Potter and the pre-op Transexual

(better known as) Harry Potter and Hermione's Well-Kept Secret

Harry Potter and the Teenage Pregnancy Scare

Harry Potter and the Genital Warts

Harry Potter and the Nice Man Who Promised Sweeties

(and the sequel...) Harry Potter Returns Gary Glitter's Castle

Harry Potter and the Wonders of Neverland

Harry Potter and the Malaysian Prostitute with VD

Harry Potter and the Rash That Wouldn't Go Away

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5 Comments:

At 23 December, 2006, Blogger MC said...

What about:

Harry Potter: The Street Hustlin' Years

Harry Potter in the case of Hermione's Broken Hymen

Harry Potter and the Pearl Necklace of Ahgoddyes

Harry Potter 7: The New Nightmare

Harry Potter meets Lemmywinks the Gerbil

Harry Potter and the Unstoppable Hype

Harry Potter and the removable foreskin

Harry Potter Holiday Bukkake extravaganza

Harry Potter and the overextended premise

Harry Potter and the Fellating of a Banana

 
At 23 December, 2006, Blogger eriu said...

Mr Fab -- Woo! that's the biggest compliment I've been given all year!

MC -- I'm reading that sat next to my mother on the sofa and I'm trying to stifle my giggles so that she doesn't ask what I'm laughing at! XD

 
At 24 December, 2006, Blogger Maven said...

Personally, I like the one with the ghetto mofos...

Didja know that a pubic toupee is known as a Merkin?

PS: My blog isn't what you have it linked on your sidepanel anymore. Just figured you might want to know you're now linked to a porn squatter...

 
At 24 December, 2006, Blogger eriu said...

lol yeah I know -- I just can't be bothered to remove it yet. It takes effort!

What happened to your blog anyway? I miss it :(

 
At 27 December, 2006, Blogger Unknown said...

lmao, awesome stuff

 

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