Who Do You Think...
... Is most likely to take over the world? And/or who would you most *like* to succeed in world domination?
I thought I'd try something diffferent today and ask something a little less rhetorical.
Personally, I think that Pinky & The Brain should take over the world, only because they've been so persistant and they have a cool theme tune. Plus, they have Acme on their side.
I know that all of you adore me, but please, don't suggest me to be your ruler. I'd like to keep some modesty ;).
Why Do People...
... get so fucking jealous?!
Hahahaha.
Why Is The Hot, Leather-Wearing, Motorbike-Riding Character...
... always killed off first?!?!
Stormbreaker. Ewan McGreggor. Killed. Off. First.
I am NOT happy about this.
Why Are People...
... (becoming?) overly obsessed with testing on animals?
We all hate the protestors that stand on the main road and stop you with pictures of dying puppies that have been covered in make up, but I think it's getting a bit obscene.
My boss bought some fly & wasp killer, and as per usual I carried out my must-read-everything-in-sight fest and saw, after the oh-so-interesting active ingredients list, the label "NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS".
Look again at what the product was. Do the people that buy it actually CARE if a few flies were killed in the process of developing the product?!
Pretty, weeping girls...
... Closing hours, outside the pub. Always pretty and always weeping. Why?
Why Are Forearms...
... the same length as feet?
This little fact is passed around all the time, but why is it true? What purpose does it serve in terms of the body? I've been troubling myself over this for at least 7.5 minutes, including the time it took to write this entry. So far the only answers I can come up with are balance purposes and something to do with blood circulation.
Why do Shops...
... Always close the minute before you get to the door?
This especially annoying when you've gone out in the rain to get there, in order to quench your mad chocolate craving, to find out that they shut early, apparently just for you.
Needless to say I am in desperation to find some chocolate and I'm not very happy about it. Uurgh.
Why Is It That...
... just as you're recovering from one batch of sunburn, the Sun comes out again and scorns you.
When you're wearing a differently-shaped top. So you now look even more like a moron.
Why Does Everyone....
...think eriu is a lesbian?
We have all heard the stories, and seen the pictures, but is there really any truth behind this matter? Eriu's mum has stated that she believes her daughter to be a lesbian, but what could be causing her and everyone else to think this?
How Long Does It Take...
... For the average coreforums to get to my house? :D
Why Are Men...
... So crazy?
Re:
This article.
I'm sure that women are just as crazy (hahahaha, yeah. Right), but you hear random stories about obsessive men all the time. Where does this come from? Is it from history, passed down from generation-to-generation (along with the inheritance), long after the sister has been married to her rich cousin from France?
The world is a crazy place, and I blame it on men
like this one!
Why Do Fat People...
... wear really unflattering clothes?
I'm talking about the ones that a) are two sizes too small, b) are designed for women much thinner than they are, c) get swallowed by the fat, or; d) make them look fatter.
You all know what I'm talking about. Why does this happen? Why?! This question has been paining me for years now. I hate it, I just feel like I want to take them shopping and buy them clothes that FIT and make them look GOOD (or as good as possible).
I was once sat on the top deck of a double-decker bus and looked down towards the ground and saw this fat woman in not only a very skimpy top, but a mini-skirt made out of lycra. Yeah. Bright red lycra mini-skirts are not flattering on anyone, but I could see the cellulite on her arse from where I was sat. 10 ft in the air.
The memory still haunts me.
Why Are...
... people under 16 still allowed on public transport?
I got on a double decker bus today and didn't know whether to sit downstairs with one screaming baby and a girl aged about 12 who was playing mp3s on her mobile phone, or upstairs with about 30+ 13 year olds.
I eventually sat downstairs, glared at the girl with the music and put my own headphones in to drown out the screaming child.
I thoroughly (sp?) agree that adults would be more likely to leave their cars at home and get on the bus/train if the under-16s weren't on it as well.
Help prevent Global Warming -- Throw under-16s off double-decker buses!
Why Are Pint Glasses
... designed so that only men and lesbians can drink from them without spilling the contents everywhere?
I have to hold them with two hands or the above happens. I swear they had testosterone-dars built inside them and doesn't co-operate with those who have very little of it.
Why Do Men...
... find it sexy when a girl can do the splits?
I cannot think of one way in which doing the splits during sex would feel good for either participant. Other than the fact that the girl can get men into bed because they can do the splits, and men can boast to their friends that they screwed a girl that can do it.
It's weird.
When Is It Okay To...
... have an erection at work?
Hahahahaha.
Why Do Cats...
... put up with owners that put bells around their necks?!
Surely they should run away, causing terror & panic wherever they go. It must be a turn-off for the opposite sex, too... You can imagine the shame in a female's eyes when she's gossiping to her friends and they find out her secret lover is still wearing his bell. Man, that must suck.
Why Do People...
... Still buy stuff from the Avon catalogue when they know it's SHIT?!
At What Point In A Relationship Is It Acceptable To...
... have a poo at your partner's house?
